Russian Burrito

Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.

After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.

by Dingle Barry February 9, 2009

Russian Gas Mask

The act of farting in your partner's mouth, then receiving oral sex from them.

I convinced that bitch to give me a Russian gas mask....It was degrading!

by Squeakyjew January 11, 2011

Russian Bow-Tie

To tie another's ballsac around another's neck into a bow-tie.

Guy 1: That guy over there looked at me wrong o.o
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I'm gonna give him a Russian Bow-Tie.
Guy 2: .....

by Crunk v2 September 6, 2012

Being Russian

The act of being Russian or overall bad-ass

Not Russian 1: Dude who is that.
Not Russian 2: O that is Dmitri hes Russian.
Not Russian 1: Dude he is such a bad-ass.
Not Russian 2: He is Being Russian duh.

by A Flying Russky August 1, 2012

cold russian hot dog

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth

Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up

by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

Russian Pincher

When a person kicks you in the crotch, striking you between the balls, pushing them to opposing side, thus "pinching" your nuts. This is specifically a good phrase to use when a Russian woman named Olga performs the act.

Damn that Olga... She gave me the old Russian Pincher

by lulzcannon January 11, 2008

russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009