POSER

Someone who tries to be like someone really cool.

*Patty,Becky,Manda,Megen,and Carol

by Your Mom February 27, 2003

St. Paddy's Day Poser

1. Someone that starts fabricating heritage to Ireland around St. Patricks Day as an excuse to go party.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.

Look at that guy slamming back the green beer, he's a St. Paddy's Day Poser. He told me last week that he was Polish.

Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.

by OMGyouwillseethis February 12, 2010

Property Forfeiture

The controversial and indirect act of surrendering rights, resources, and possesions(including children) to another person, group, or authority due to abuse, neglect, and overall stupidity on the part of the original owner(s). Necessitated by progress or changing local, national, and international advances in civilization and morals. Typically very beneficial in the long term to most of society.

Mark: Hey, why are you taking away my children!!!!
Officer: Your meth lab was endangering their lives.
Mark: I'm American, I have rights. This is fascism!
Officer: No, it's Property Forfeiture.
Mark: Can I keep my meth lab equipment?
Officer: No.
Mark: This is communism!
Officer: Get in the car.

by Melizza September 19, 2005

Pooser

used on old beat up lifted trucks by saying its a P.O.S. and its a poser.

"dude your trucks to small and beat up to have a lift, it's such a pooser."

by Stacey!!!! May 31, 2009

Poser

sum dumb ass that looks like apunk but does it for fashion.

Avril lavigne
jim is such a poser

by sk8rr 183 June 22, 2003

posers

a guy who looks like a girl, who dresses and therefore belieives they may be "in".

keran "i bought some tight black jeans, died my hair and heard a hardcore song, now im cool"
All "you will never be cool, ur too loserery, go sit in the corner and cry emo kid. go back to your bubble. your just a poser like alll the other posers. secrets dont make friends."

by kobhi is emo chick October 2, 2005

poser

A man who poses like a little bitch.
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please see hair metal

Boy them hair metal dudes sure look like chicks and have the pouty lips and teased hair and everything.But they're dudes.They need to stop trying to be something that they're not (chicks).
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oh and,
Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.

by You've killed my boner. December 28, 2005