pot noodle

wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY

i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4

by super noodle roolz August 16, 2003

After the Pot

The feeling one has after a long night of smoking weed with friends.
Feeling mellow and tired, somewhat out of it like after the munchie period has passed and you are coming down after you smoke a joint.

Bob: Dude, that party last night was wild!! I've never smoked so much weed in my life.
Jay: Yea man, it was good, but I am out of it today...I totally feel after the pot.

by Kelsey K. September 22, 2008

surprise pot

To become high unexpectedly.

He forgot he ate those magic brownies and became suspect to surprise pot.

by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007

crab pot

Where all the crabs go to get steamed!

Person 1: Hey, where you going tonight? (Person 1 is a crab)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)

(Both are getting steamed)

by Eliot Rosewater January 13, 2008

Pot of Jam

A honey. A sexy woman you would gladly trade your fine pot of jam, in return for sex.
Contractions include just saying the word jam when describing a hot person to another person with out said hot person becoming wise.

I'd fuck her for a pot of jam.

Damn! she's jam!

JAM!

by capslach June 9, 2013

vain piss pot

Quazi..................

guy at school

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

crab pot

When you see a bunch of sunburnt people (usually tourists) together in one spot.

Dude 1 "Hey look at that crab pot there hundreds of em! the burnt buggers!"

Dude 2 "I'm hungry now"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010