Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

Pineappleing

A formidable form of occupational rape

Paramedic to collegue: Boy, we got an absolute pineappleing last night. They kept us up all night for 16 hours straight with no crib breaks.

by DMH89 March 4, 2025

Peruvian Pineapple

Sticking pineapple into a girls ass as soon as she’s going to orgasm.

Yo, You know my cum dumpster Jill, I hit her with that Peruvian Pineapple last night.

by Hoffin69 March 13, 2025

wet pineapple flower

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET

1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

PineApple

it's when someone backseat's too hard and are about to be banished the shadow realm

ayo that's a pineapple moment right there

by kodomo kazuko June 29, 2024

Skin pineapple

Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.

“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin”
“Ew man that’s gross”

by Forbe July 11, 2024