Justin Peters

Fat queer that goes to my school.

He’s a real Justin Peters.

by Jackass01010-0-0-0 May 28, 2019

Peter Cottontail

When you stick your partner’s loofah in your butt crack, thus creating the illusion of Beatrice Potter’s beloved rabbit.

My cousin did a Peter Cottontail on my loofah, and now I can’t use it. How could this happen

by BMScircus October 23, 2019

Peter Baddock

The oldest man in the fire brigade, he knows some stuff but mainly hangs around for no reason. Can play ping pong but is prone to ankle injuries. Does not like weak coffee.

See that bloke, he is a Peter Baddock, so old he doesn’t know where he is...

by Mcguinness May 21, 2021

Peter Swissturkey

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.

Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

by Peter Swissturkey October 14, 2011

peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.

John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!

by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008

peter gazer

When someone purposely or accidently looks down at your mid-section while your in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your wanger is exposed.

Hey look coach is in the locker room again, "Peter gazer, peter gazer!!"

by CSells March 19, 2004

peter joseph

When someone takes a shit and leaves it at the bottom of toilet, then it sits for a while, evaporates, then leaves bubbles on the bottom of the toilet seat. this will usually happen on a hot summer day. and will probably smell worse than the average shit.

George left one maad peter joseph, and afterwards the underwears got skiddies.

by Juston May 2, 2006