Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

Persuex

Persuasion through sexual intercourse

"Party saturday night, you comin?"
"Im grounded. I have to persuex my grandmother into letting me out of the house."

by Sexmasta J August 1, 2012

Perfect Slang

A perfect slang occurs when a perfect elite level chef slangs either a fry pan or a wok, causing all items in the pan to fly in the air, perfectly rotating 180°, landing on the un-cooked side. A 'Perfect Slang' only occurs if all items in the pan are slanging from the cooked side to the uncooked side.

"Trent is so amateur, he'll never get a perfect slang!"

Chef 1 (P1) - "Yo I just got a perfect slang!"
Chef 2 (P2) "Yoooooooo, sick, sweet, dope.....nice"

by P1Pro August 20, 2012

perpetulant

Adj. Someone who is consistently childish, permanently indignant, or perpetually petulant.
(Adv: Perpetulantly)

When Mike announced that the new approach wasn't going to meet the requirements, Eric responded perpetulantly because he had already implemented this approach with all of his clients. This was not the first time, nor is it be likely to be the last, that Eric jumped the gun, was disappointed, and reacted childishly.

by gidklio October 4, 2013

Perve Swerve

Deviating one's course to acquire a better view of, or opportunity to interact with a target.

"I had to perve swerve about 90 degrees to get a better angle on that junk."

by Walter F Hillis July 7, 2015

Period Mania

The scientifically proven phenomenon where women, who live and spend time together frequently, develop similar menstrual cycles as each other. The cause is yet to be determined.

Those girls are so close, I hear they have period mania.

by FIFA Overlord March 10, 2016

Perfect week

Scoring 7 girls in 7 nights with no rejections. The highest achievement in the sport of sleeping with girls.

Barney was 5 for 5 on his way to a perfect week with no signs of slowing down.

by Ddczvvbb April 14, 2016