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Jared Padalecki

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*
by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011
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psychic plague panacea

Conceived in conversations about possible personal blog names in September 2002 at the early stage of now defunct startup "Text America" (2002-2006), Psychic Plague Panacea got a double take and immediate thumbs up from our consultant. The expert turned out to be far too expensive and left the next day, but the name was finally given to shawnblog.com when the site moved to tumblr.com after the startup (Text America) finally and miserably failed.

Spawning initial public awareness of the shocking and awful anti-Radiohead movement, shawnblog.com was featured on the tumblr.com home page and subsequently became popular enjoying higher technorati and Google rankings than far more influential web sites. The blog is, of course, mostly nonsense and should not be taken seriously, only very loosely representing the moments in the stream of consciousness of it's author.
Shawn Blog — The anti-Radiohead movement grows (Google search result for Psychic Plague Panacea)
by shawnblog February 21, 2010
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pandacoon

Tiger Woods is a pandacoon
by Pandacoon June 15, 2011
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pandawang

Another name for MDMA (or ecstasy) powder.
Dave had got himself a wrap of pandawang for the party and was looking pretty 'wanged-out.
by Captain Panda August 4, 2007
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Padaphile

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.
Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.
by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012
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Panafresco

niño de 10 o 13 años que tuvo un pasado grasoso y quiere unirse a el shitpost sobreexplotando memes como el pana miguel, o cheems
Uy un Panafresco
by m0nm0n_m4M0n August 7, 2020
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Padarnalat

a curse phrase very common in Farsi - Tajik speaking areas. Means "you are the son cursed by his father", "bastard", "low life".
I should've got an abortion, you padarnalat!

Trump - you're padarnalat!
by cher's son April 8, 2017
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