license from a cornflake packet

The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.

Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!

by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010

ketchup packet

The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"

Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"

by bujo March 29, 2007

pecker

Short for pecker head

My boss is a pecker!

by #1cunninglinguist February 17, 2010

packed

1) To hit an object with great force.

2) To be hit by an object with great force.

1) I was playin' soccer the other day, and Harry kicked the ball and packed me in the face with it!

2) I got pissed and packed the dodgeball in his direction.

by NarooN December 10, 2009

Justin Parker

Frequently confused with the deceased cannibal/rapist Jeffrey Dahmer due to their similar physical appearence and tendencies. Justin Parker usually hides in his mom's closet pretending to be stuck in a dark cave so he can eat anyone who happens to venture into his fantasy world.

"Dude, wanna go hang at Justin Parker's tonight?"
"No, bro, I'm not trying to get eaten tonight. I'd rather go to that lame kid Andrew Rutsky's house instead and play in the grass."

by knightrider12345 November 13, 2009

packers

A team that Vikings, Bears and Lions fans claim "lives in the past". Let's face it, the only reason you guys don't brag about your past is because you know it's not as good as ours. 12x champs, have fun trying to catch up.

Vikings and fans are jealous of the Packers success, and the fact that Favre owns any player to ever wear one of their teams' jerseys. Lions fans usually aren't as bad though.

by Johnny D in MKE August 17, 2006

Packerstani

A citizen of Packerstan (Wisconsin) who usually can't find a job up there so they have to move to or work in Illinois to survive.

That damn Packerstani just cut me off! They need to get the hell out of Illinois and go back to driving in their pastures!

by Big Daddy Vistalite February 15, 2006