Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.

WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts

by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007

Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2004

Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.

Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"

by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013

pocket lint

a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.

At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.

by Troy C. June 11, 2006

crotch pocket

The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.

You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.

Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.

You: Oh... eww.

by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011

Sweaty Pocket

(v) the act of inserting your hand down the pants and into the vagina of a sweaty female. Often in a public setting.

(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered

I just had my hand in that chick's sweaty pocket.

by SmellyMell April 19, 2015

Ayman Pocket

To create a solution that is otherwise infallible; To make shit work;

That steel beam is in the way of my duct, so I'm going to put an Ayman Pocket in it. OR That last job I was on, had Ayman Pockets for everything!

by The man with all the answers. February 22, 2023