Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda

by Thyrsus May 30, 2020

Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

Patty

A kind of disgusting, ugly creature, best known for being a freaking copycat. They are incredibly stupid, and aren't aware of that. People get terrified just by seeing their troll-like face.

Me: Patty is being a b**ch again...
Teacher: Oh, you poor thing. Now don't you worry, I will kill her and throw her to hell.

by Unicorn Avocado July 23, 2020

Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.

"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."

by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020

patty cags

A very handsome guy with the kindest heart, he can light up a room with just a smile, hes so so smart, literally the best dude ever, not to mention talented. A goat at baseball and everything else he does. Hes got it all.

Yo, that guys got such swag who is that?
Oh, thats patty cags hes a beast

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Patty cagney the beast

Bruh this kids legit the coolest dude ever, not to mention attractive, hes a KING at baseball, so so smart, talented, and strong, anyone would kill to have a patty cagney in their life

Yo whos that?
Thats patty cagney the beast! Isnt he just mind boggling?! What a guyyyy

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Pattycake

Vagina, esp. mons pubis.

This girl was sitting across from me on the subway. I could see her pattycake through her pants.

by coleopter September 19, 2020