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Harry Potter Fan Fiction

Fucking Losers lmao

example: Dobby slowly inserted his throbbing rock hard cock into hermione, she gasped and grabbed the sheets, she loved it, dobby put both his miniscule hands around her waist, and with a nice gasp, he pushed in deeper, hermione has never had someone so deep into her before, she was moaning louder than a goat being put into a woodchipper, her pussy was stuffed with dobby, dobby had brought his friend, Johnny sins and Vincent Toro, Johnny inserted his penis into her mouth and Vincent went under hermione and put his penis into hermione's ass, she was stuffed from every angle, every hole filled, even her little pink one, with one loud moan, she made them all cum, she was stuffed to the brim, every hole filled with cum, before you could say "Harry Potter Fan Fiction is Overrated". Every. Single. Hole. was filled, everything, she was a human cum dumpster, people would come in and use her, she is a cum dumpster, what. a. whore.
man he plays Osu! hes probably also a Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer
by Agatsudesu May 28, 2021
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the harry potter

before a guy and girl have sex a friend hides in the closet in a wizard costume when the guy and girl are doing it or after the fried proceeds out of the closet and screams 10 points for griffindor and then runs out
what an asshole would do

the harry potter
by sssaayyyum May 25, 2010
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patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.
none, just gotta feel it to know
by Kris October 18, 2004
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Harry Potter

The name of the hero of the wide-spread Harry Potter books and movie series, written by J.K. Rowling.

It sparked the revival of reading in children, and later, the explosion of fanfictions and very strange couplings (like, Draco and Harry). It has also made popular the activity of lining up for six hours in costume outside a bookstore of movie theater for a new release.

It has caused many a strife, whether it be between Harry-Hermione and Ron-Hermione shippers, or between Twilighters and HPers. Also, many boys who tend to look like Harry Potter (that is, dark hair and with glasses, no matter the color of his hair or eyes) are split with being extremely annoyed by it or being very honored.
It is common knowledge among the Harry Potter community that Harry Potter is better than Twilight, that Rubert Grint is now officially the hottest ginger and Tom Felton the hottest blond in the world, and that Cedric Diggory died and was turned into a sparkly vampire.
Recently, the Harry Potter craze has redirected from the finished books to the website My Life is Average and the musical A Very Potter Musical.
I spend my free time going to Walmart in my full Ravenclaw gear and screaming AVADA KEVDARA at any employee that tries to kick me out.

My childhood ended when I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

I'm gonna start a Quidditch team at my school! I'm so cool!
by andrea_33304 December 27, 2009
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petterass

A "petterass" has nothing to do with pedophilia, peters or asses you guys. Petterass is a way of calling someone PETTY and refers to something/body which is a trifle, unimportant, petty, minor matter or small. You would be more accurate to say someones small peter is petterass, but it really refers to their actions and attitude. Again-- petterass as meaning petty, small and minor doesn't refer to some guy petting small minors. HAHAHAHA!!! That is rich!
His critique of our definitions was petterass and banal.
by AsherReturns December 8, 2006
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Harry Potter

"Man, she sure does have a Harry Potter!"

"Did you see the Harry Potter on her?"

"Oh gross, I can see her Harry Potter sticking out of her bikini."

"She needs to trim up her Harry Potter."

"I'd like to tap that Harry Potter."

"I love it when a girl goes all Harry Potter down there."

"I'm not into girls with a Harry Potter."
by one_wicked_element August 4, 2009
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Potter Pals

Retarded people generally between the ages of 9 and 18 who worship Harry Potter books, movies, and anything Harry Potter related. Many of these refuse to agknowledge that the characters do not exist, thus making them have no lives. They tend to disagree with Twifreaks.
Potter Pals: OMG! HARRY IS SO F*CKING HOT!!!!

Me: He's real! Get a life!
by DINORAWR444 November 27, 2009
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