ortasm
-pernounced or-tasm-
noun
1.an orta idea.
2.a random thought said aloud that has nothing to do with the conversation.
3.a half-baked plan to solve a problem that noramlly never works, and is rarely genius.
-pernounced or-tasm-
noun
1.an orta idea.
2.a random thought said aloud that has nothing to do with the conversation.
3.a half-baked plan to solve a problem that noramlly never works, and is rarely genius.
1. "I just had an ortasm."
And
2. "Yes I just ejaculate ideas like that, because I could never fake an ortasm."
And
2. "Yes I just ejaculate ideas like that, because I could never fake an ortasm."
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