Fuck Face

A derogatory term meant to be insulting to the recipient.

Hey, you stupid fuck face, get your ass in gear.

by x January 22, 2003

face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.

Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.

by ShoeHater07 November 21, 2006

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.

Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)

by smooshiepumpkin June 17, 2010

cereal face

Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.

Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.

Tony got a cereal face for felching the sheriff's daughter behind the dumpster at Red Lobster.

by ectofunky August 14, 2011

Septa face

When everything on a chick looks good except her face - septa face. Derived from the Philadelphia area. SEPTA (S.E. Pa Transportation Authority) Similar to Butter face

Son, that chick I was with last night had a hot body but she had a Septa face.

by Philly Phill August 19, 2008

Shottie face

The facial expression made immediately after a harsh hit from weed.

Check the shottieface - he looks like a rat.

by Bxa cRu July 07, 2003

Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008