Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

by milfndenver July 8, 2024

Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.

Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018

One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

Armed Slobbery

A person commits armed slobbery by sucking someones genitalia by using violence or intimidation and while carrying a dangerous weapon

“I held a dude a knife point and sucked his ding dong, so they charged me with Armed Slobbery”

by Chupapi munyayo October 13, 2022

arm rape

The act of touching another person's arm without their permission.

Mr Irvin is in deep trouble after video came out showing that he touched the arm of a hotel worker without asking for her permission. That gold digger is suing a rich and famous man for arm rape. What did he do to her, someone asked? He touched her arm. Shame!

by RV2PHX March 21, 2023

meth arm pain

Pain in the arm when meth is injected into a vein that is missed or blown. Results in bruising and pain around the iv site with an end result of full zombie like necrosis of the entire arm. Is not fatal as meth users are immortal.

I'm calling 911 at 4 am because of this meth arm pain I've had for 4 days.

by Pyromedic911 September 12, 2017

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025