wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.
I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.
by Medfordscum January 31, 2017
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Cock Lock

It's a lock for your cock.

It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"

Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"

Greg: "No, but I'll try it"

1 Day Later

Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
by Komoris April 22, 2021
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cock-lock

its like cock block, but right as ur about to, ejaculate, you hold it in as long as you can, this is commonly done in no-nut november, when people are doing the nasty at midnight,
instead of pulling out, should i cock-lock?
by Deizomando September 05, 2023
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James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.
Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy
by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022
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Door Lock

The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.
"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."
by A Man With Wjdat February 16, 2018
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Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.
by Kahuna Nui April 05, 2022
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Poppin' off the lock

Alternative to "off the chain" usually used to described a party

ALT.A virgin who is about to give it up
Damn that party was poppin' off the lock!

Damn i cant belive sharons poppin' off the lock!
by J.C.G May 20, 2007
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