Smash some box

Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.

Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night

by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007

Smash Ass

The art of sitting on your ass when you are suppose to be working.

The crew did not get anything done on shift last night but smash ass.

by Spacer335 November 10, 2015

arizona ballsack smash

The process of smashing your left testicle against your right, thus creating a testicular Newton's cradle.

Dude what's he doing with his nuts?
I think he's doing an arizona ballsack smash.

by arizonaballsack December 30, 2013

Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.

by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018

smash owen day

smash all the owens as hard as u can.

“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”

by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

smash her shutters in

For a man to have sex with a woman.

"I'd smash her shutters in"
"SMASHED"

by UD-DanB May 13, 2010