obama

GOD

i met barrack obama today jim.

by dsfgyfcgcybybubvxe September 4, 2022

Obama Balls

Something black and round.

Look at those Obama Balls

by big bald obama September 30, 2021

obama netflix

Trump sent out a tweet suggesting that Congress investigate Barack and Michelle Obama's production deal with the streaming giant Netflix while criticizing the Mueller investigation into the 2016 election:
"They failed on the Mueller Report, they failed on Robert Mueller's testimony, they failed on everything else, so now the Democrats are trying to build a case that I enrich myself by being President. Good idea, except I will, and have always expected to, lose BILLIONS of DOLLARS for the privilege of being your President - and doing the best job that has been done in many decades. I am far beyond somebody paying for a hotel room for the evening, or filling up a gas tank at an airport I do not own. These Radical Left Democrats are CRAZY! Obama Netflix?"

Hey, good lookin'. How about some Obama Netflix and stay in for the evening?

by Daphnecat September 17, 2019

Barack Obama

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Barack Obama was the first black president

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Obama mama

When the obamas shoot you in the head 69 times and then consume your soul then masterbait to it

I’m gonna Obama mama

by Rex Patrick December 12, 2020

Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama - 1st USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.

Barack Hussein Obama has the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information.

by THE-INTELLECTUAL May 13, 2024