number one

number one also know as 1 it is the 3rd letter of the food chain

how you count

tow,three,number one, five, eight

by jimmy boing boing May 28, 2024

the number 42

Another word for "pedophile" or "groomer," but exclusively refers to an incel in his mid 20's.

The main use is the same dismissive insult as "ok boomer" or "ok retard," but it can also be used as a pejorative slur against child predators.

Note: this is not to be confused with the number itself, 42, which is the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Discord mod: "I'm not a groomer, I was just joking when I asked the 14 year old for nudes!"

Discord user: "ok the number 42"

by Yomama Bin Lackin September 29, 2022

numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.

numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?

by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Number one Jungkook stan

It’s Keira. Keira is THE biggest Jungkook Stan on earth and there is no fighting that

Person 1: Ohh it’s Keira!

Person 2: the NUMBER ONE Jungkook Stan?!

by WorldwideJk November 19, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Number Kink

1. Something about how numbers make you feel, makes you wanna do the devil's tango

-Multiplying, dividing, just numbers.

Something about those numbers man. I think I have a number kink.

by bonkbonkboop October 18, 2022