liquid fire

What you do after eating at Qudobas, and get food poisoning

Have you ever tried peeing liquid fire out of your ass??

by Bill May 19, 2004

friendly fire

When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.

Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!

by markah stewart December 28, 2005

firing squad

This is when you are recieving oral sex in a dark room. You have several of your friends with erect penis' in the room with you. Then you yell firing squad. Turn on the light after one of your friends skeets in the face of the female. Then she must guess who it was.

James: "firing squad"
Girl: "oh man that was richie"
Joey: "haha no it was kamil"
(everyone laughs)

by James snake March 17, 2005

Rapid Fire

When you catch your roomate jerking off through his bedroom blinds. While jerking off, he is navigating the porn sites with his left hand.

You should have been here last night when we caught Ray in a "Rapid Fire" session.

by rwhyre13 April 4, 2009

FIRE CROTCH

A person with red pubic hair

oh my god last night i need my new fire fighter boyfriend to put out my fire crotch in bed

by urbanman223 December 22, 2010

piss on the fire

to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)

person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'

by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009

you're fired

A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.

How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.

by TheAnswerIs9 December 19, 2019