Nathan

A man who makes excuses to be late, so that later he can use being late as a way to flake.

Wow... Andrew said he's coming, but we all think he's pulling a Nathan.
Kharl ate some corn flakes today, and thought of that one time Dylan used the Nathan maneuver to get out of hanging out.

by ProbablyNotKharl February 5, 2017

Nathan

A sweet, awesome, and caring guy that is always there even if my times get tough. <3

Nathan is the most beautiful hoooman.

by Gelceea July 24, 2018

Nathan

Nathan is an ugly, raccoon-like baguette that symbolizes a Jaden. He will fuck your friends and parents. He is an attention whore for reassurance, even if it’s from UR MOM. Nathan’s are usually characterized by having long, greasy hair and a penguin like stance. They walk worse than umbridge the frog. Their fingerd look like a cross between Shrek and ThanosAnd if you actually know a pretty Nathan, well, his soul looks like that and if he ever fucks you, you will see what a monster he is.

“Wow, that whore is definitely a Nathan.”- whispered Johnny to Bob as he passed a sausage-like figure in the hall.

by Itsyaaaaagirl November 12, 2019

Nathaniel

Ugliest guy in the world

Ugh he is so ugly

Oh he is just a Nathaniel

by Worthless_Guy November 30, 2016

Nathan

a big nose jew who resembles a lot like big bird, he eats spicy chickens and loves to ride his tricycle

hey I see Nathan over there let's steal his bike

by Bbal0928 September 6, 2016

Nathan

A guy who at times can be mistaken for a woman from the back due to having longish/female-like hair.

Stuart: Hey did you see that girls hair! Tamara: That was Nathan. Stuart: What a wanker.

by Geek Vampette December 12, 2010

Nathan

The biggest idiot you'll ever know. If you are considering friendship with this person or even a relationship, don't. Often homosexual, Nathans' will go out of their way to make people's lives difficult and unpleasant.

A Nathan is also known to sell out his friends for the tiniest bit of power and has one of the most obnoxious personalities you'll ever encounter. Most Nathans end up boring accountants with no lives.

Girl: I can't believe what a dick he is!

Guy: What'd you expect? Its Nathan...

by Charlieboyyyy August 23, 2012