The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the the age of well-behaving animalsmug. 
Depending on the tone of voice, Well Piss can mean... Look who it is, why is this person here or surprised at a comment someone said
"Well Piss! look who just walked through the fucken door! It is Mr. President himself "
" Well Piss, you didn't have to fucken INSULT ME"
"Well Piss, it's that soup sandwich"
" Well Piss, you didn't have to fucken INSULT ME"
"Well Piss, it's that soup sandwich"
by endlessdread August 31, 2023
Get the Well Pissmug. The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.
by beesnpotions June 1, 2020
Get the Parker wellsmug. 1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
by VS617 May 14, 2015
Get the Wells itmug. Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.
by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018
Get the well lizardmug. "Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023
Get the Well shit.mug.