Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?
Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?
My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!
*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?
My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!
*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
by Smyshlyaev's Girls May 4, 2014
Get the Meat Muffinsmug. The act of pooping into a vagina. See how the words "Loaf in muff" (ie turd in vagina) rearrange to form "Muffin Loaf" (an obscure baked good)?
by who loves orange soda August 21, 2009
Get the Muffin Loafmug. the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper
by Clagnuts December 30, 2013
Get the gunt-muffinmug. a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.
by moosemily September 13, 2006
Get the spaz muffinmug. by Patrick McCloskey March 23, 2004
Get the Buck Muffinmug. A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.
When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.
by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011
Get the Crack Muffinmug. Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.
by crazythomas1979 November 2, 2018
Get the Suffix Muffinmug.