shiat muffin

an asshole, bitch, Fuck. It is can be used to tell someone that they are annoying.

J.C is a Shiat muffin.

by Gareth McLoughlin January 3, 2005

Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!

1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"

by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010

spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.

Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"

by moosemily September 13, 2006

Muffin Duster

1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.

2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.

Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?

Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

gunt-muffin

the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper

look at that tramp with her flies undone, i can see her gunt-muffin

by Clagnuts December 30, 2013

Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011

Suffix Muffin

Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.

I suffix muffin love that son of a suffix muffin. SUFFIX MUFFIN AHHAHAHAHAH

by crazythomas1979 November 2, 2018