super monkey ball

A game developed by Amusement Vision, a subsidiary of Sega, and released as a launch title in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube where the player is tasked with getting a monkey trapped inside a ball into the goal. However, moving the Control Stick doesn't move the monkey, rather, it tilts the stage. This game is actually a remake of a Japan-only arcade game, simply titled Monkey Ball.

Expert Floor 7 is the hardest stage in Super Monkey Ball.

by Gestersmek September 13, 2014

bottom money

When you stick paper up your ass and take it out to be used as currency

I wanted to teach my son about saving money, so we started using bottom money.

by Napoleon Bonerfarte May 11, 2016

retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018

missionary monday

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday

Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday

by Jerome123456789 March 5, 2019

beefy montopolis

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously

Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.

by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

Spooky Month

A way of saying October. Despite seeming unnecessary, the term Spooky Month is used much more often than just October.

it's spooky month

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

wearing the monkey

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

by felix844 July 2, 2012