Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.

Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011

Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:

Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!

by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021

monkey closet

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood

person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood

by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021

Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.

“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

crunch monkey

Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.

Mike: Dude...Jen is such a crunch monkey.
Bob: I can even see what she ate for breakfast!

by Mikizzle May 1, 2006

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

dung monkey

1. One who flings poop, particularly monkeys.

2. A person who reminds you of number one above.

3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.

There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.

That Mike can be a real pain in the ass. He's nothing but a dung monkey.

by JBFP May 29, 2008