When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
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I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
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man 1:the next day the bitch wanted me to go down on her but i said no you got morning pussy
man 2: i hear dat
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person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
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