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Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.
Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
by notunh February 6, 2010
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good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."
by judebrewer May 23, 2018
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morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.
Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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morning bean

I woke up with a woody anf had some morning bean.
by Dan from Cape May December 14, 2008
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morning pussy

1. when after a night of sex a foul odor is emitted from the snatch the next morning
2. the smell of pussy in the morning
man 1:the next day the bitch wanted me to go down on her but i said no you got morning pussy
man 2: i hear dat
by Staven Devis September 29, 2008
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morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.
person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*
by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008
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