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Stock market

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
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Marriage

Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise

Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage
by The Original Kweej December 25, 2017
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Mariangely

Beautiful, Funny, Someone Who Could Make You Feel Better Don't Matter What Feelings You Are Going Through, Smart, Talented, Loving, and Caring.
You Are Smart And Beautiful Just Like A Mariangely.
by 4.29.11 <33 December 10, 2011
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Maristela

A really humble girl who studies hard in school, yet may be a little claustrophobic. She is really nice, and most compatible with boys named Jeremy.
Hey, i wanna be like maristela!
by MEEPMEEP December 9, 2012
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March 8

A date where there is no drama and the world is in peace
Yo it’s March 8 you want to start our relationship
by Mila Monnier December 13, 2019
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Chocolate Marshmallows

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.
Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"
by Arthur Shagnasty January 16, 2011
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March 7

On this day you must hangout with your homies as much as possible. This is because its national homie day. This also means you have unlimited no homo passes this day. So eat your boy's booty at will. The 6th is also homie day eve so make sure you have a sleepover from the 6-7th for extra luck.
Everyone! Its March 7 tomorrow. . . GET READY
by SPONGBAE October 22, 2019
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