Las Vegas Slut Machine

On the 69th floor of the Cosmopolitan balcony suite, take a huge line of coke and spread it on his penis. Do a line and then pop a bottle champagne over her booty. Quick balcony blowjob then he finishes on your arm. Then make a line with the black card on your arm with the semen, while he yells Jackpot!
Last years on New Years Eve, I met a Las Vegas Slut Machine.
by KingSlut September 27, 2018
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bean machine

bean machine is a cool machine that produces fight clubs for fun
by biggav88 February 18, 2005
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a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!
omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!
by da trick biatch February 08, 2006
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Hot Tub Slime Machine

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.
Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!
by mooseshadows February 24, 2015
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Fat Chick Machine Learning

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.
Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020
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Booty nigga sex machine

a black nigger boy with a fat ass that has a huge sex drive
by weixvason May 27, 2019
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My FUCKING Washing Machine

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why
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