music withdrawal

the intense symptoms of not being able to listen to music over lengthy amounts of time, or when you normally listen

Symptoms Include:
-jitters
-hyperventilating
-hyper activity
-anxiety
-singing to yourself
-making music in any way/shape/form (ex: drumming with your pencil, tapping your foot)

You will experience relief once your music has been restored to you, or you hear music (bad or good)

*shaking, jumping up and down, singing to yourself, looking crazy to other people*

dude 1: dude whats up with you?!

dude 2 (withdrawing): MUSIC WITHDRAWAL, ITS KILLER!

dude 1: o man, here listen to my iPod it will help

dude 2: ohh thanks so much, you're a lifesaver

by music_is_life_2012 October 9, 2010

microwave music

Music (or a beat) that is made cheaply, fast, for the radio, or sales; generally not of high production, thought, and value.

Also referring to digital music production.

Question: What do you think about that new song on the radio?

Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.

by o t i s January 24, 2008

holy shitake mushrooms!

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

Mushrooms

An abosolutely wonderful drug that releases your mind from reality. You realize how much life up to 18 is worthless and predetermined, and realize just how messed up and weird the world we live in really is. It isn't a drug to mix with alcohol, heat, or rollar coasters. Unless taken in high doses, it does not make you see gnomes running about in every direction. Only wavy images of things that already exist and an unparalleled body high.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.

1. I cant believe I have to sit in a classroom being brainwashed for 8 hours a day. They tell me what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.

2. "That's wonderful!"

by Heather January 16, 2005

musical theory

Musical theory is vital knowledge for anyone wishing to compose music involving more than half a dozen instruments. It is recommended knowledge for anyone wishing to arrange music for more than half a dozen instruments. Anyone who writes music for more than about half a dozen instruments without knowledge of musical theory is inevitably either writing an arrangement of a simpler piece or composing modern music.

Serving suggestion: Musical theory best served with at least 2 years experience with actual musical instrument.

John spent two and a half years at the Vienna Conservatorium of Music learning musical theory.

by Bob Hu January 5, 2004

AP Music Theory

Something that continually makes your brain hurt, as not even the teacher knows what to do sometimes, and can lead to brain juice leaking out of ears.

Side Effects : Rocking back and forth in the corner while you hold your knees, because the proper way to resolve a half diminished VII chord is wrong.

Dude. I have brain juice leaking out of my ears after AP Music Theory

by Max Is Incredibly Amazing October 25, 2010

muskaan

The most beautiful girl in existence. A fun, bubbly person that loves her country. The kind of girl that sticks in your head and whenever she is near you can't help but smile. Another word for her is goddess. She is every guys dream girl.

Chad: Bro i fucked amelia last night.
Me: Thats nothing, i went out with muskaan last night and she hugged me.
Chad: wow, dude you lucky ass I'm so jealous.

by thatguy547 April 5, 2012