monster pups

Big ass boobs.

Damn she got some monster pups!

by Cats sratch October 31, 2017

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

killing the monster

Masturbating

I will be a little late, I am currently killing the monster.

by Sensei85 December 1, 2017

slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018

boo monster

A slang term applied to one that's easily 😨 scared. A person who always thinks the worst in all situations.

Abby, "Wow! Look at that really dark cloud!"
Tanya, Oh, No we are going to have a tornado!!

Abby, (laughing) "Nah, you are just a Boo Monster!"

by Humptea March 1, 2017

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016