Lunch

when a guy is super fine and cute insinuating he’s a whole meal

“omg do you see that guy over there?”

“he’s so cute he’s literally so lunch”

by andie360 July 2, 2023

Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024

Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.

The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.

by Phalisphil February 1, 2023

8th Lunch

Smoking slang originated in Chicago.

When you and your friends leave school early or skip a class period to go smoke weed.

Coming back to school - optional, most likely will not happen.

"Yo me and Shula are gonna go 8th lunch."

by Kswizzllle May 28, 2023

eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023

retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.

"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞

by Young talk September 2, 2020