take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase
Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch
by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023
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Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.
The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.
by Phalisphil February 02, 2023
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Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.
My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.
by Jackeylad November 15, 2018
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Hulk's packed lunch

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch
by Skeet boy February 08, 2023
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Antarctic Hot Lunch

An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.
"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".
by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025
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Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
by Postcolonialboy January 26, 2012
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Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
by Koogai February 19, 2020
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