log layer

Someone who takes massive shits.

That there is an absolute log layer of a man!

by legomaster97 September 27, 2020

Sawin’ logs

(Verb) associated with that which is awesome, all time, or totally tubular.

Did you surf third street today? Hammy was totally sawin’ logs!

by nicotina turner October 22, 2023

Snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre is created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar singular product, to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: dirty snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

m-log

One whose nickname, or 'handle', can be referred to as "Mason."

1:) That m-log can't fit in the mason jar.

2:) DAAAAMMMMN! Did you see that hoe from the trap house that m-log bagged?!

by ElectrikBoogaloo April 20, 2018

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.

Me and Tom were log jammed last night.

by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017