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The President Lincoln

A sex move involving either two men or a man and a woman. It involves pulling out of either the ass or pussy, turning the partner around, and shooting a cum shot on the back of their head.

Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head
"Dude, Last night Lexi told me to give her the President Lincoln
by Exo2.0 April 17, 2023
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The Old Abe Lincoln

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.
by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023
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(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
by ccxzo September 1, 2023
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duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.
I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.
by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024
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The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
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Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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pulled a lindon

when you do something an annoying lindoning person would do or if a tasteless, unfunny cunt is ended or dragged
BriarGuy: I took a shit so big I clogged the toilet
Dicki: OMG you pulled a lindon
by StupidlySexyBriarGuy May 10, 2025
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