last call Lacey

A girl that sits in bars late at night with other peoples husbands and pounces on them. The last ratchet girl left at the bar to smash. An ugly girl that smashes all the guys.

"Watch out for last call Lacey, she's always lingering in the bars, eyeing married men when it's almost closing time."

by Rainforestdrip December 30, 2023

The Last Clunk

When you’re on a roller coaster and the locking mechanism clunks one more time crushing your PP.

Seriously in that loop-d-loop my D was turned into a smoothie by the last clunk that’s Wiggity wack bro.

by Toaster boi September 25, 2019

Last Lunch

he thirteenth episode of the seventh season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock, the 138th overall episode, and the second part of the one-hour series finale.

Last Lunch received universal acclaim from critics. According to Nielsen Media Research, the episodes were watched by 4.88 million viewers during their original broadcast, becoming 30 Rock's highest-rated episodes for two years

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Last day of console

Cant get shit on, on yo last day of console

You can kill me it’s my last day of console

by Korrin11 November 5, 2020

Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

last night

the time in which i was with your mother

Jennifer: Where were you last night?
Me: With your mother

by rinpffft November 22, 2021

The last of us

A pretty shitty and gay game used to offend people ( no offence to gay people)

That person is alot the last of us

by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023