Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

by McKeiser March 25, 2020

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 25, 2018

Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"

"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"

by luvaddict88 April 01, 2019

load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.

Load the musket, a sex move. If you will.

by Yoté June 18, 2020

A butt load of mom bomb

When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school

$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break

Mom: why will you be standing behind me?

Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb

by I_is_pickle July 10, 2017

Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.

We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.

by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021