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knee

aaa aaa dog, knee, call an ambulanc
-ok
by kblocked March 12, 2021
mugGet the kneemug.

Bony Knee

When you poke someone with your boner and they think its your knee
Mason, you have such a bony knee!
by Lucassims12 January 28, 2017
mugGet the Bony Kneemug.

apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee
"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"
by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018
mugGet the apple kneesmug.

knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose
1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers
by nomadhacker November 5, 2019
mugGet the knee-boogersmug.

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.
"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."
by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020
mugGet the Knee Shattermug.

knee fad

A female/male/hermaphrodite performing fellatio while on their knees.
Me: I'd like to have a great time tonight.

Her: Well what did you have in mind?

Me: I was thinking of wining and dining, but maybe we can skip that and head right to the age-old "knee fad". I need to wake up early tomorrow and figured it would help me get to sleep faster

___________________ * *
Her: 8====D-- -- ------ 0
by 1eyedwilly7 July 1, 2010
mugGet the knee fadmug.

Hands-On-Knees

1: formally referred to as nose goes when “hands on knees” is announced in a group setting all participants must rush to assume the position and the last person to make it to the squad is punished with the undesirable task; 2: used to propel boats
Person 1: “Who is driving?”
Person 2: “hands-on-knees!”
Person 3: “Oh Sarah you were last you have to drive “

2:

Person 1: “Oh no the boat motor broke”
Person 2: “It’s ok we can hands-on-knees to get us back”
by pnobeanie May 15, 2022
mugGet the Hands-On-Kneesmug.

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