The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020
Get the Keep Portland Weird mug.Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
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Get the Keep on screwing mug.Similar to keep it 100 or keep it a buck but more along the lines of keep it straight or in complete honesty.
by Anonymous Mind May 15, 2016
Get the keep it ace mug.An interview-based podcast, also known as "KTHE Podcast," hosted by Aric Paul and produced by Seth Stahlmann in Sarasota FL. The name is completely random and the show seemingly has nothing to do with Hotels.
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Get the Keep The Hotel Empty mug.After a particularly seismic bout of anal sex a girl may request a keep-in.
She gives a little squeeze to stop you slipping out and once it’s settled in place then you fall asleep inside her.
She gives a little squeeze to stop you slipping out and once it’s settled in place then you fall asleep inside her.
Girl, over her shoulder - “that mucktail earlier has me horny for weeks. Can we do a keep-in? I want to be woken up by you getting busy with your morning glory. Please babe?”
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