Much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a SEAL team, its when you jack off and take a shit at the same time because you're stuck in some third world shithole or... your parents house.
dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.
dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.
dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
by 9223-beotch April 3, 2013
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The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.
"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
by Black Nate October 8, 2007
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Get the Jumpt mug.When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.
by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017
Get the friend jumping mug.slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
Get the Monkey Jumper mug.The act of the undeveloped ‘13’ year old Fortnite sweat launching his 5’3 short ass at the change room stall while someone is changing.
by zaddyaids April 9, 2019
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