Jordan Palmer

A bitchass cunt fucken faggot loser I hate his ass. Retarded cunt fuck who is dating a scum loser and his dad got his ass beat in the police force

Jordan Palmer is such a fucking faggot

by PalmerIsDumb November 15, 2019

Jordan-Alexandra

A Dickhead, fat spastic and a waste of time.

Oh, you're an absolute Jordan-Alexandra!

by Lewis-James101 June 24, 2016

Erin Jordan

An absolute slag who pretends to like her friend Liam but actually thinks he’s 𝐚 slag

Erin Jordan likes every guy in the school

by Spidermancomemyway August 13, 2019

Jordan Poole Effect

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

by mommkller December 17, 2022

The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.

Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

by Malibu8 March 1, 2010