Jacob

A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.

Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS

by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

A lovely kind hearted boy who loves and appreciates his fans unlike other who is incredibly talented at singing and bring smiles to everyone’s face who see him and incredibly handsome

Dang Jacob Sartorius is so hot

by Lillbbg November 27, 2018

jacob nill

awesome, sports god, all awesomeness. jacob nill is the most interseting man i the univers if he were to punch u in the face you'd have to fight of the urge to thank him. jacob nill is a music god. hes funny and punny. he enjoys a nice bowl of froot loops while fighting a shark and jacob nill will win. jacob nill is a eletrionic wizz with out being a nerd. jacob nill is handsome, robust, and breth taking

jacob nill is chuck norris + superman x 10

yes he is that great

by all awesomeness August 26, 2010

jacob sartourius

A fuckboy that is a big star for his sexy music and cringe worthy musically account

You are such a Jacob Sartourius

by Prinxess_savage December 10, 2016

Jacob

Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.

Jacob, come outside and play with us.

by John Salvich July 27, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that loves himself more than he loves others. He will always spend time checking his hair and applying spray. He will usually date a gorgeous but easy girl. He eats a lot and often gets upset over small things.

jacob is alright

by Pellet poo April 19, 2018

Jacob

Jew

Me: Let’s go out to eat!
Person: But that costs money.
Me: Oh, don’t be such a fucking Jacob!

by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018