Jacob

A bad wanker who horny and loves Oliver

A wild jacob

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for

Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed”

by aisurruu May 23, 2021

jacob collier

the most remarkable man on earth. he is caring, attentive, talented, and so supportive. he will make you feel like the only person on earth anytime you talk to him. he is too nice to his haters. i am always ready to fight people on his behalf. he is so humble. he writes the sweetest love songs on earth and makes whoever he loves feel so special. his music theory skills never fail to blow me away. his brain is like mine, but different. he makes me feel seen. he will make you feel so cared for, i cannot explain. he may not always be available, but when you do get to spend time together, he’ll make you forget about any time apart. he is my end game.

i am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with jacob collier, he gives me the love i’ve always deserved to have reciprocated.

by thesunisinmyeyes November 23, 2021

jacob's ladder

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass

gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean

by C_murph324 August 30, 2006

Jacob

Best boyfriend in the world and is a sweetheart and a gentle person

Jacob is so sweet

by Vloskskais June 5, 2018

Jacob

No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.

"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?

by ApuNahas March 28, 2013

jacob

a emo that wants to kill himself

jacob a person is a gay emo that wants attention and wants to commit succide

by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017