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Jacob Pany

A Jacob Pany is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.
oooo damn you done got yoself a jacob pany!
by blankethuman January 12, 2022
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Jacob Quba

Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.
by Godhimselfofficial September 9, 2021
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jacob sartorius

an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits
hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius
by jacobsartoriuslover12 November 19, 2020
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the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013
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jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself
Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual
by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018
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jacob ewaskey

cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.
krystal:"Who's your bf?"

jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"

krystal:"I'm sorry"
by Krysjen May 4, 2010
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The Jacob Kennedy

To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,
by Matthew Aggar August 26, 2013
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