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trash of the internet

1. Can include (but not limited to): raunchy memes, offensive memes or content, racist content, or utterly stupid content that leaves the viewer a few IQ points lower after having seen the content.
2. People who engage in the above activities on the internet or people who troll so much on the internet they may actually be considered to be "trash" or a "trashy person" in real life.
Lickshisownballs69 posted a meme of Kennedy's assassination again! I think he posts trash and he himself is just another piece trash of the internet.
by dubsie August 30, 2016
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bottom half of the internet

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.
I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.
by Wild West January 23, 2018
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rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019
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bored on the internet

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someone who is bored on the internet and is now reviewing urban dictionary words
by rew rapper April 18, 2020
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Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!
Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!
by aahley November 7, 2020
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May 19th: International get nudes day

if a guy writes for nudes to a girl she has to send titties, booty and a coochie
Guy: hey it’s May 19th: International get nudes day
Girl: what ?
Guy: International nudes day
Girl: *sends 3 pics*
by GGBRODEAD May 17, 2023
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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
by PubHellhound July 16, 2022
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