Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."

by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025

Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by anonymous February 23, 2025

sausage-ing

sticking your penis into someone else’s foreskin

You love sausage-ing

by William Edward Ramsey March 16, 2025

Doom AI-ing

Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.

Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"

by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025

Meehika-ing

To Plan a lot of trips at the last minute and be a huge "God's Plan" fan. If one is Meehika-ing, they're constantly trying to plan a trip to a club for drinking Tequila and asking the DJ to play "God's Plan".

It can also involve making plans to Taco Bell at 2 am and doing Garba at every opportunity regardless of the location or occasion.

Hey Ghayoor, she's Meehika-ing again! We should join her!

by Draknaught November 23, 2021

mun-ing

mun-ing is when someone does MUN(Model United Nations) type of behavior

example is participating in these simulated UN conferences by debating and standing up for the countries they're representing no matter how wrong the country is

look at that delagate over there they're mun-ing

by Mouine May 18, 2023

Taylor-ing

When you fall down the rabbit hole of watching, listening, or obsessing about Taylor Swift.

I stayed up all night Taylor-ing to prepare for the Eras Tour.

Don't bother me right now, I'm Taylor-ing.

by babb3l May 25, 2023