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Opposite Day

A fake holiday where you do exactly the opposite of everything.

Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.

Try this logic with 4th graders.
4th Grader: IT'S OPPOSITE DAAAYZORZ!!
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.
by A guy. March 31, 2005
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word of the day

the gayest made up ''slang'' terms gets chosen

so, go and pull two words out of your ass, give them a definition, and your word might be picked too!!

theyre on the homepage. you can't miss them, or their stupidity
dude 1: man did you read the word of the day today?
dude 2: what? stealing from the pooty or wutever shit?
dude 1: yeah!! how fuckin stupid!!!
dude 2: shit man i kno!
by aoiwehrlwr January 21, 2009
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Word of the Day

The Word of the Day is a definition with a special spot on the Urban Dictionary. Nowadays, it barely gets updated and is almost always libtard bullshit with a like/dislike ratio of 50% or lower.
"Hey man, did you see the new word of the day?"
"Holy shit there's a new one? I've been waiting 84 years!"
by 0x0a December 16, 2020
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Craig Day

hey man u off in to college today??
nah im guna take a craig day an finish final fantasy IX
by sypher232 November 21, 2006
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saves the day

one fucking good band. they write lyrics that make you think.
saves the day's "through being cool album" was the shiets.
by fawkawha? August 29, 2003
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Day One

A female partner who has stayed with you for a long time through good and bad times.
Happy birthday to my girl and my day one, I will love you till the end
by JDub555 June 10, 2016
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Titty Day

Titty Day (4/22) is the only day of the year in which it is required girls show some sort of cleavage in festively celebrating breasts nation-wide. Although the origins are unknown, many speculate Titty Day got its start in the late 1990s, at a South Florida High School attempting to to start a national craze. Whatever the case, Titty Day is celebrated in many locations across the US.
"Check out all those titties over there...what's going on?"

"Shit man...today's Titty Day!! Gnarly, just gnarly. Boobies."

"I love me some nippies bro..aaahhh yaaahhh"

"I'm bout to grab some tats FOR SURE"
by uheardIThere April 7, 2010
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