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Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.
WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts
by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007
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Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
by CockBlocker September 18, 2004
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Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.
Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"
by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013
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pocket lint

a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.
At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.
by Troy C. June 11, 2006
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Pocket Shrimp

To have one or more literal or metaphorical skrimps in one's pocket
"Say Joe, what up wit' dat pocket shrimp you got?"
by Muff Olson January 7, 2022
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Pocket jalapeno

To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.
Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.
by PeteyMartini December 28, 2018
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Finger pocket

Her: "Hey babe wanna play w my finger pocket?"
Him: absolutely!
by STU12 May 22, 2022
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