holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022

holy fa-shizit

A term used when a younger child is in the room, or if you dont like to cuss. Based on the term "Holy Shit" which is much more vulgar.

dude1: aww man, i just crapped my pants...
(little brother walks into room)
dude2: holy fa-shizit!

by thafranchise94 May 12, 2007

holy flyin' fuck

when holy shit is not enough

holy flyin' fuck did you see that guy fall dead?

by R3aper636 November 12, 2010

Holy... Oh My...

When you're so overwhelmed you just can't think of anything to say, so you kind of fall all over yourself.

After watching his house be destroyed by nuclear missiles, Carl said, "Holy... Oh my..."

by the $cuN>| December 14, 2008

Holy Fudge Nuggets

Deep Fried Fudge with holes in it.
Sometimes used as a swear replacement for Fuck

Holy Fudge Nuggets I forgot my keys

by FancyBro January 11, 2017

Holy Proud Meat

Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.

"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."

by Adam Nass September 18, 2007

Holy Fuck Knuckles

When you see something so excessive, amazing, horrifying, fortuitous, or otherwise awesome, that you are bereft of any other words to say.

Scott: "That guy just walked out the flaming wreckage after a car accident!"
Bob: "Holy fuck knuckles! He is still walking!"

by pokettomonsuta November 20, 2017