canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.

Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.

by skullanator February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.

-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup

Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.

by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010

Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."

I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.

When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.

The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.

by Alexial February 6, 2010

Canada's History

When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"

Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"

by janevonboo February 10, 2010