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Dumbass the Hog

A funny pig who goes around saying “I’m a dumbass
Dumbass the Hog - “I’m a dumbass
by SuperMayro777 July 14, 2024
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Hog

Person with a grimy, dirty and fat personality who isn’t afraid to wrangle
Mac is the fattest hog I know, she jumps in mid to clean herself
by Wobbledy hog November 16, 2020
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Hogging

When you and your boys go out on a Saturday night and try to bone the ugliest girl they can find. The winner is the guy with the ugliest girl.
As juniors at Penn State, my roommates and I went hogging every Saturday night - starting at Players and finishing at the Rathskeller. Zake won by boning a girl with an eyepatch and backne.
by Yazorillowitz November 3, 2017
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Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.
Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.
by aq_ua March 31, 2023
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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
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hog line

1. the line of hefty women up against the wall at a club/bar

2. a line-dance made up of unattractive people
"Man, the hog line is blocking the guys bathroom again, i wonder if they do that on purpose?"
by learnyousomething February 25, 2010
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Peepa Hog

a stan twitter fad.
stans basically everyone.
desperate for likes and followers.
a fat pig who should be fried in an oven and locked up in a cell
Peepa Hog is a fad.
by peepahog October 19, 2020
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