Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

by toefu January 13, 2023

hog

1. a greedy person.
2. a large motorcycle, in particular a Harley Davidson.
3. a young sheep before the first shearing.
4. keep or use all of (something) for oneself in an unfair or selfish way.

1. "Don't be such a hog; leave some cake for the others."
2. She revved the engine of her hog, the deep rumble echoing down the street.
3. The farmer carefully separated the hog from the older ewes.
4. "he never hogged the limelight"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Hog sap

The grime that one seeps after a long hauled pigging

Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap

"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"

by Idontmow July 16, 2025

Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind

When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog

by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021

Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.

Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.

by aq_ua March 31, 2023